When pregnant I tend to carry my kids way out in front. This phenomenon becomes even more freakishly impressive in the final days of a full term pregnancy.
Lately it has been fun to go out in public and watch people’s reactions. I, of course, have no concept of how big I look or how pregnant I may appear, but I guess it’s pretty eye-popping.
Especially fun is when people ask, “When are you due?” and I reply, “In 6 days.”
You can see them frantically thinking about where they keep their mops.