“It’s not a stick, Mom. It’s a blaster weapon stick.”
“Mama? How about I watch just one more show? I haven’t seen that Kai Lan where she goes to China in one week or more than some weeks like maybe two weeks.”

“I told you, Buddy. We’re done with TV today.”

“Mama, you are not my sweetheart!”

“I see.”

“I command you out of the kitchen!”

“You want to try that again, Sir?”

“Now!”

“Robert Rosenberg…”

“You are not the boss, Mama! Darth Vader is the boss!”

“I’d like you to go out of the room and come back and try that again.”

“Mama? I forgive you. You are my sweetheart and you can stay in the kitchen if you want to and you are the boss.”

“I didn’t do anything to be forgiven for.”

“Okay. I’m sorry and then you can forgive me?”

“I forgive you.”

“Thank you. I have to report to Darth Vader in my room right now. He is my other boss.”

Tags: Darth Vader, forgiveness

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