August 31st, 2010 by

Mammals


“So, Mom?”

“Yes, Sir.”

“Can I touch your chest place private parts?”

“What’s up?”

“Why do ladies have bigger those parts?”

“Those parts are breasts. They are designed for feeding babies. Lots of animals feed their babies that way.”

“People aren’t animals, Mama.”

“We are, Bud. We’re mammals.”

“Oh.”

“I fed you like that when you were a baby. You don’t remember?”

“Mom?”

“Yes, Babe?”

“The truth is a robot cowboy.”

“Alrighty.”

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