July 27th, 2011 by

The Negotiator

“Tell me about this battle in the living room, Bob.”

“It took me and Coop 75 minutes to build it, and it is very awesome.”

“That part I know. I’m wondering when you are planning to clean it up.”

“When’s the next dinner party?”

“Next month.”

“Definitely by then.”

“I was thinking more like today by dinner time.”

“But I have more battling scheduled for tomorrow morning. How about if I do it by lunchtime tomorrow, and you can help me, and also I could have a peanut butter cup and a light saber fight in the backyard? How does that sound, Mom? Good, right?”


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