December 10th, 2012 by Smacksy

Brown Paper Packages Tied Up With String


“Bob, I think this year we can keep the gifts under the tree. I think you’re old enough to leave the presents alone, don’t you?

“Yeah, Mom. Totally.”

“Great.”

“So, just tell me is that big one Legos? Because I shook it and it definitely sounds like Legos. Is that for me? Mom? What about this little one? I think it’s a DVD. Is it? Is it a DVD? Because if it’s a DVD it’s probably for me or maybe Miss Judy. Is there anything in that bag? Is it for me? Is that bag for me? Are any of these Hanukkah presents or are they all for Christmas? When does Hanukkah start this year? Mom? Mom!”

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