“Sergeant Desmond, Captain Felix, report to the command center. Repeat. Report to the commander center.”
“Bob, where is the command center, again?”
“It’s by the police station.”
“The tree. The tree is the command center. Please report to the tree.”
Lisa Rae Page Rosenberg is a survivor of 16 years in the television business. She worked, by turns, as a writer, director, producer, casting associate, and the gal who gets everybody’s Starbucks order. Later, she spent time as a counselor at an outpatient program for adorable teens with un-adorable psych and addiction issues. Working in the orbit of actors, rock stars, comedians, and teenagers prepared her for a current gig as the stay-at-home mother of a pre-schooler named Bob. Lisa writes a family humor blog called Smacksy and on occasion, enjoys talking about herself in the third person.