Well, unless the aftermath of the rapture includes piles of laundry, dirty floors, and whining children, it appears I am still alive. Or in Hell. It’s actually hard to tell.
It is GORGEOUS outside today; a lovely breeze, bright sunshine - perfection. Rob and Eliza went fishing at some ungodly hour of the morning, so I got donuts for the remaining four children and ushered them onto the patio for breakfast al fresco. I sat down with my coffee and stack of magazines and prepared to enjoy a leisurely morning outdoors with the kids. Within the space of 10 minutes, all but one of the children had fled for the safety and comfort of the indoors. Those three children were my boys.
Larissa shed her diaper and happily spent the next hour playing naked at the sand table as I attempted to herd the boys back outside, which was akin to leading pigs to slaughter.
“Something is wrong with our backyard,” Hayden declared. “When I go outside, I get allergic.”
“My head gets sweaty,” proclaimed Kellan.
“UGGGGG,” Weston groaned, “outside is too boring.”
Within seconds of being ushered outside, they finagled their way back to the sofas, where they lay like exhausted farm workers who had been up milking cows since 4:00 a.m. instead of what they really are, which is a trio of super-lame boys who had to be shoved out of bed at 8:30.
It’s going to be a long summer.
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