Funny things Daniel has said this week:
Crying: Will & Clayton ruined my life!
After calming down: I fixed it.
Me: What did you fix?
Him: My life. It’s all better.
After watching Jeff Dunham on Comedy Central: I am Jose Jalapeño … on a stick.
Refusing to eat dinner: I don’t like pizza; it makes my head hurt. But I like bacon.
After telling him it was time to take a bath: I don’t want to take a bath. I’ll take one on Saturday.