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January 27th, 2006, 06:26 AM
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Have you ever......

1-Picked up a baby and smelled their butt to see if they poo'ed? All the time

2-Lied to a child at mealtime to get them to eat their food? (Ya know, you tell em the meatloaf is chicken and they LOVE IT..lol) No

3-Taken an *illegal* substance? yes Back in the day

4-Played 5 finger discount? yes when i was a young teen

5-Called off work so you could go have some fun? no

6-Made up a crazy story when you called off work? yes

7-Had *relations* in a crazy place? yes

8-Had a crush on a co-worker(or boss)? Yes

9-Hid creditcard bills (or other bills) from your partner? No but he has tried in the past

10-Went out shopping and hid your purchases so you wouldn't get questioned? No

11-Told your partner you were going somewhere when in fact you had other plans? Yes

12-Used your pregnancy to take advantage of a situation? Sure

13-Told your partner "Not tonight hun I have a headache" Yep

14-Faked the big "O" Heck NO don't see the point

15.-Told off a telemarketer!! (lol) Not really but i've bee really rude

16 -glued yourself to something w/ superglue ? No

17 -pretend to know someone you didn't reconginize when they knew you? Yes

18 -break something while visting someone & hid it ? No

19 - pass gas & blame the kids ? Yes

20 - laughed so hard in front of people & snorted ? Yes

21- made a rude comment about someone, not knowing they were behind you ? Yes

22 - left a message on an answering machine, then realized it was the wrong number ? Yes

23 - peed in a pool ? I probably did when I was small
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