Topic: Cute qoutes
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February 17th, 2006, 12:01 PM
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"If your baby is "beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time," you're the grandma." - Theresa Bloomingdale

"If men bore children, there would only be one born in each family."

"My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash." -Joan Rivers

"A mother's children are portraits of herself." - Author unknow

"A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on." - Carl Sandburg

"People who say they sleep like babies usually don't have them". - Leo J. Burke

"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing." -- Phyllis Diller

"Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes." Joyce Armor

"First you have to teach a child to talk, then you have to teach it to be quiet." - Prochnow

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"A mother's children are portraits of herself." - Author unknow[/b]
This one is my favorite
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