Boob pain is never any fun... I didn't know breastfeeding was supposed to give you immunity?
You sound like my dad with the poo thing! I swear he was facinated by his bulldog's poo when he first got her as a puppy. I would hear him scream to my step mom "Janice, come in here you won't believe this" and they would both marvel at the poo. I can only imagine what they will do with a grandchild!