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*~Amber~* June 27th, 2014 09:44 AM

You know your nine months pregnant when......
 
When it takes leaning several different ways to find the position where you can pee, due to baby's head being in the way.



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Earthy.Mama June 27th, 2014 09:49 AM

Re: You know your nine months pregnant when......
 
When you can't wipe after going pee because it causes braxton hicks and you can't reach your vagina.

Dishersgirl June 27th, 2014 10:42 AM

Re: You know your nine months pregnant when......
 
When leaving the house is a chore.

ladymellisa20 June 27th, 2014 10:51 AM

Re: You know your nine months pregnant when......
 
when it feels like you have run a marathon after going up one flight of stairs. LOL

casslou1 June 27th, 2014 10:52 AM

Re: You know your nine months pregnant when......
 
When you go through your pantry rating each food on it's likelihood to give you heartburn later.

butterflydamsel June 27th, 2014 11:04 AM

Re: You know your nine months pregnant when......
 
When you have to use five different pieces of furniture to help you pull yourself up off the floor.

Bluesstarz2 June 27th, 2014 11:06 AM

Re: You know your nine months pregnant when......
 
When your sleeping and wake up from heartburn and then realize you have to pee also

razorbackmom June 27th, 2014 11:08 AM

Re: You know your nine months pregnant when......
 
When the best part of your day comes from taking off your bra and pants.

missm0011 June 27th, 2014 11:44 AM

Re: You know your nine months pregnant when......
 
When you turn your AC down like 5 degrees because you are roasting to death, but then blame one of the kids because you don't think you can handle hearing the electric bill lecture one more time. Oh wait, that's probably just me.....

razorbackmom June 27th, 2014 11:47 AM

Re: You know your nine months pregnant when......
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by missm0011 (Post 28126620)
When you turn your AC down like 5 degrees because you are roasting to death, but then blame one of the kids because you don't think you can handle hearing the electric bill lecture one more time. Oh wait, that's probably just me.....

Seriously not alone!!! But I can't blame my kid cause she is 2 and can't reach the thermostat, I just groan and take the lecture lol

missm0011 June 27th, 2014 11:55 AM

Re: You know your nine months pregnant when......
 
I'm so glad I'm not alone! My husband comes home all like "Why's it 72 in here!?!!?" And I'm just like "I dunno ((shrug)). You know how those kids like pushing buttons!"

Alison79 June 27th, 2014 12:15 PM

Re: You know your nine months pregnant when......
 
You can't hold your drink between your legs when driving because there isn't enough room between your belly and the steering wheel :)

Earthy.Mama June 27th, 2014 12:20 PM

Re: You know your nine months pregnant when......
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Alison79 (Post 28126656)
You can't hold your drink between your legs when driving because there isn't enough room between your belly and the steering wheel :)

Baby's feet help me drive :) There is NO room between belly and wheel.

Dishersgirl June 27th, 2014 12:22 PM

Re: You know your nine months pregnant when......
 
72! Yeah try like 70 I'm usually roasting @ 74 and I still sweat like a pig at night with no blankets. Fun times yep yep

You know your 9months pregnant when you sit there and cry cause you just sat down from going pee and you have to go again.

butterflydamsel June 27th, 2014 12:29 PM

Re: You know your nine months pregnant when......
 
Lol! DH came in the room last night and said "oh this room is freezing--you must be cold; I'll turn the fan down." I was like noooooooooo and he gave me this funny face like I was crazy!

Earthy.Mama June 27th, 2014 12:59 PM

Re: You know your nine months pregnant when......
 
My husband turns the upstairs A/C off every night when he comes to bed. I promptly get up the next time I pee and turn it on full blast -_- You have blankets.... cover UP.

You know you're pregnant when you go back and forth of, "oh not much longer, I better enjoy this while it lasts" and "SPAWN OF SATAN GET OUT OF ME".

casslou1 June 27th, 2014 02:20 PM

Re: You know your nine months pregnant when......
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Earthy.Mama (Post 28126697)
My husband turns the upstairs A/C off every night when he comes to bed. I promptly get up the next time I pee and turn it on full blast -_- You have blankets.... cover UP.

You know you're pregnant when you go back and forth of, "oh not much longer, I better enjoy this while it lasts" and "SPAWN OF SATAN GET OUT OF ME".



LOL!!

Erin.Berg June 27th, 2014 02:26 PM

Re: You know your nine months pregnant when......
 
You know you LOOK 9 months pregnant when... There's a long line for the bathroom and everyone lets you go ahead of them. Seriously this happened at Wal-Mart. Bless their hearts I didn't think I would have made the wait!

VallyD June 27th, 2014 02:35 PM

Re: You know your nine months pregnant when......
 
You know you are 9 (10) months pregnant when everything you used to expect your husband to do for you (cleaning the floors, lifting heavy laundry baskets) you start to do for yourself in hopes that it will "kick something off" and put you into labor ^_^

Spottts June 27th, 2014 02:42 PM

Re: You know your nine months pregnant when......
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by missm0011 (Post 28126634)
I'm so glad I'm not alone! My husband comes home all like "Why's it 72 in here!?!!?" And I'm just like "I dunno ((shrug)). You know how those kids like pushing buttons!"

I would totally turn mine down from 78 except it's so stinking hot and the system isn't the correct size for the house it won't cool any lower than that! Our bill is outrageous already.


I have the overhead fan in our room, a fan blowing on me and DH has a fan on his side of the bed going at night!


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