Okay, I was at the grocery store for no more than 10 minutes this am and I saw 5 "victims" of this heinous cult.
I was talking to a friend of mine who works there and I said to her " what's up with these shoes?" She was like "OMG! I KNOW!!!" I'm not alone

Plus it's raining like crazy this morning...doesn't the water come in through all of those little holes?