Haha, I'll take im, but shipping a live rooster might be impractical.... I have seen ads on Craigslist "I am sick of this rooster, come and get him and I will give you $5"
Hopefully they are both girls, if they lay a dozen eggs a week between the two of them, you'll be in pretty good shape!
Don't you wish you were a chicken and could ovulate every day?
