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March 20th, 2013, 04:54 PM
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Destiny
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Drink your child backwash or eat their chewed food?
God, I've done both. I'll take the backwash though

Wake up at 2 am and find that your bed is soaked in their pee, or deal with an "accident" at Target?
Target, because at least if people are there and watching I'll be able to act rationally (I'm not famous for being rational at 2 in the morning)

Babysit a kid who hates your kid or have a play date where you cannot stand the Mom?
Playdate with another mom. At least we can ignore each other

Take care of a teething 6 month old or an 18 month old? 6 month old, nursing isn't so bad

Have engorged breasts for two weeks or sneeze and pee your pants in public?
sneeze and pee myself. I wear skirts, so hopefully no one would be the wiser

Have your kids voice sound like Caillou or Dora?
I have to go with Dora, I think we'd be doing a lot of sign language either way

Have lice go through the whole house or have the stomach flu go through the whole house? stomach flu

Be stuck in the house with a colicky infant or an hormonal teenager for a week? hormonal teenager

Have a kid with perpetually bad breath or perpetually bad farts?
bad breath, maybe

Have a psychotic meltdown in the library or church?
I'll have to go with library
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