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March 21st, 2013, 11:35 PM
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Drink your child backwash or eat their chewed food? Eat their chewed food!

Wake up at 2 am and find that your bed is soaked in their pee, or deal with an "accident" at Target? Bed soaked in pee! Least I'd be able to clean it up in private and have a washer and dryer at hand

Babysit a kid who hates your kid or have a play date where you cannot stand the Mom? Play date with the mom! Because I can't yell at someone elses kid

Take care of a teething 6 month old or an 18 month old? 6 month old

Have engorged breasts for two weeks or sneeze and pee your pants in public? Pee in public...had the engorged breasts with both kids and that is painful!! And I still have my accidents with the sneezing.

Have your kids voice sound like Caillou or Dora? Dora because I never heard Caillou

Have lice go through the whole house or have the stomach flu go through the whole house? Stomach flu...Lice crawls and hard to get rid of, stomach flu runs its course and is gone.

Be stuck in the house with a colicky infant or an hormonal teenager for a week? Colickly infant....teenagers get on my nerves with their mood swings and back talk!!

Have a kid with perpetually bad breath or perpetually bad farts? Bad breath

Have a psychotic meltdown in the library or church? Church, be more funny
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