Topic: Missing God
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March 27th, 2007, 11:36 PM
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Oooh, I have one too!

This guy is walking down the beach when he sees some commotion in the water a few feet off shore. He walks over and sees a large preacher standing in the water surrounded by a bunch of wet people. The guy wades out to see what's going on.
The preacher spots him and says, "Come, my son, and be baptized."
The preacher then takes the guy's head and dunks him under water briefly, pulls him back up and says, "Did you see Jesus?"
The guy says, "Uh, no..."
The preacher dunks him back under for a few more seconds, pulls him up and says, "Did you SEE JESUS?"
The guy says, "No!"
The preacher dunks him back under for several moments, pulls him back up and says, "DID YOU SEE JESUS?"
The guys says, "Are you sure he fell in right HERE?"
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