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March 30th, 2007, 12:29 AM
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OK... ha ha, I have a lot of nun jokes because I grew up Catholic. So here's my fave:

One Sunday the local convent received three young girls who were interested in becoming nuns. Mother Superior went to greet the three girls and talk to them about serving the Lord.
Mother Superior says to the first, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
The first girl says, "I want to be a doctor, so I can help sick people get better."
Mother Superior is pleased and goes on to the next: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
The second girl says, "I want to be a veterinarian, so I can help animals who are God's creatures."
Mother Superior is again pleased and goes on to the final girl.
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
The young girl says, "I want to be a prostitute!"

"A WHAT???"

"A prostitute."

"Oh" says Mother Superior. "What a relief! I thought you said a PROTESTANT!"
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