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July 10th, 2007, 10:29 PM
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Share a joke with us or tell us something funny that happened this week.
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July 11th, 2007, 01:23 PM
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My Mom had our carpenter come out to my duplex earlier this afternoon to look at a few things that need work. I went outside to show him the backyard and he goes, "So you're pregnant, huh?" My jaw dropped. I looked down at my belly and asked, "You are the first person to be able to tell!" He laughed and said, "You don't look pregnant. Your Mom told me." I was so mad. I thought finally someone had really noticed.
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July 11th, 2007, 01:49 PM
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Okay, this comes from my 4 year old daughter.

Knock, knock

-Who's there?

Applesauce

-Applesauce who?

Hat

Ha, ha! It makes absolutely NO sense but she tells it to everyone and then cracks up! LoL!
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July 11th, 2007, 02:08 PM
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My daughter does those kind of knock knock jokes too!! That's why the tooth fairy just brought her a knock knock joke book last week!!


The other night I was getting up from the toilet when my two year old son looked at me strange and said, "Where Momma's penis go?" Cracked me up!!
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July 11th, 2007, 02:45 PM
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I usually throw the crust from a loaf of bread out into the yard for the birds to eat (cause I hate the crust and DH only eats it if it's toasted). So, I go to throw out three slices from the patio sliding door in the kitchen and the last one I threw awkwardly and it ended up shooting straight up and landing in from of where I was standing. I threw out this really weird laugh and DH (who was sitting at the computer right next to the patio door) said my laugh was funnier than my stupid throw. I'm sure you had to be there, but it was pretty funny.
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July 11th, 2007, 06:44 PM
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kendall has recently "adopted" these 2 beaded headbands - she likes to wear the both - one of them on her hair like it is supposed to go, and the other around her forehead like a hippy. but that one seems to slide down a lot, but she wont let you touch it. well, matt was teaching her to say "baby ruth" cuz he said she looked like sloth from the goonies when it was sliding down - so i had a almost 2 year old running around the house with 2 headbands on (at this point they are BOTH in the wrong place) singing "baby woooth - baby wooooth!" LOL
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July 11th, 2007, 07:58 PM
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My little sister (she's 3) was sitting at my gram's kitchen table today (it's right next door to where our house was, it burned down over a month ago) and she gave me this right serious look, and said, "Sis, when's daddy going to put our house back together?" (My dad's a carpenter)... I cracked up, but I'm sure it's not as funny to read it
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July 11th, 2007, 09:11 PM
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Awe. Some of those are so cute!

Jesse recently told me that my siggy picture of what our child looks like is scary to him. He asked when it would turn into a real baby.
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