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April 18th, 2008, 02:34 PM
tamw402004's Avatar Platinum Supermommy
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Just a little Funny!!!





Gentle Thoughts for Today--

Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

When Iím feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighborís dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

He who hesitates is probably right.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."

If you think there is good in everybody, you havenít met everybody.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a childís middle name is so he can tell when heís really in trouble.

Thereís always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles donít hurt.

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs."
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way.
Iíve traveled a long way and some of the roads werenít paved.
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, itís called golf

And our Lord loves us through it all.THANK YOU LORD




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April 18th, 2008, 06:18 PM
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LOL Thanks Tammy! I love those kinds of things! I just wish I could remember them long enough to use them as comebacks when someone insults me. lol
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