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April 27th, 2007, 11:23 AM
tamw402004's Avatar Platinum Supermommy
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Ohio.....I was born in Portsmouth, Virginia.
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A good friend of mine sent this to me on my e.mail.....it cracked me up! I showed it to my hubby. He laughed too! Just thought I would share it with you girls for a laugh!</span>


<span style="color:#990000">For all those men who say , Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days , 80% of women are against marriage , WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....

1. Men are like . .. Laxatives . ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. Bananas ....... The older they get , the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ...... Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ........ Blenders You need One , but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet , smooth , & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ..... . Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .... . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like . Popcorn ..... They satisfy you , but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming , how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at , but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots .......... All the good ones are taken , the rest are handicapped.
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