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June 12th, 2007, 11:32 AM
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Subject: Fw: The Burglar and Jesus











A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed . "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
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July 15th, 2007, 05:28 PM
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Now, THAT was funny! lol'd on that one!
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July 15th, 2007, 06:14 PM
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O.k., my email says that tamw sent me a message, but I can't find out how to check my pm box! I'm sooooo computer unsavvy. I went to my controls , but found nothing. When I clicked on your name, I got your profile. However, when I clicked on send message, I got "error occurred . . ." I tried it twice, same problem. ARRGGG! Please teach me how to get to my pm box. Thanks!
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July 17th, 2007, 01:41 PM
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O.k., my email says that tamw sent me a message, but I can't find out how to check my pm box! I'm sooooo computer unsavvy. I went to my controls , but found nothing. When I clicked on your name, I got your profile. However, when I clicked on send message, I got "error occurred . . ." I tried it twice, same problem. ARRGGG! Please teach me how to get to my pm box. Thanks![/b]

Just go to the top of this page......then click on New Messages. That will show you where your messages are.
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