[Dizzi]

This was just too funny to me that I had to share!

DH and I were messing around and he was rubbing on and licking on my breasts and all the sudden he jerks back really fast and stares at me like I did something to him - I was like "What?!" and he says "YOU SQUIRTED ME!!!"

Oh my word I laughed sooo hard. I had to ask him "Did you not remember that happens?" and he was just like "Well yeah but not this soon!" hahaha Oh my goodness.. Ok, I had to share that with you ladies. Sorry if it's TMI lol

[feythful]

LOL That is HILARIOUS! I keep telling Jeff that I'm already leaking colostrum and he needs to be careful of the boob areas. I had a breast reduction about 5 years ago and they're sensitive to pain and get irritated quickly if messed with too often. During pregnancy, they're pretty painful all the time, so he tends to avoid them anyway.

As far as TMI, I figure we're pregnant so it's not like we don't know you have sex. Not to mention all the gross things that are a by product of pregnancy, so it's not like we haven't seen it. If you're comfortable saying it, I'm comfortable reading it. That's why I've never understood all the euphemisms women use for sex on here. (hello, it's called Just mommies so chances are you've put out with the intention of getting pregnant or you've gotten pregnant).

[acupofjoe]

ROFL hahah something like that happened to us the other night. morgan was sucking around and something came out. he got this look of horror on his face and started acting like he was about to gag and puke i said whats wrong and he said something just got in my mouth. i couldnt stop laughing, i was like well DUH if you suck hard enough of course something is going to come out..he told me i thought you said you were pretty much dried up. all i could say was yes, i said PRETTY MUCH meaning there is still some in there since our ds still nurses. lmao it was so funny so now he wont go near them.

[TheOnlyPink]

Omg thats so funny!!!

My dh has been noticing some stuff there for a while. he says its only a slight taste and doesnt feel like anything is coming out, but he says its a really nice taste!

and totally agree about the tmi thing gen. none of us are exactly blushing virgins!!!

[Dizzi]

lol Gen - I know! That's why I put the "Sorry if TMI" - I am always noticing women skirting around the sex topic, I know it's very personal but like you said - None of us here are awaiting an immaculate conception!

When I was BFing Cole, Joe would ask me to see how far my milk would squirt across the room hahaha It amused him SO MUCH!! It just tickled me to see the shocked look on his face when "I squirted him" it was great. Of course now he keeps asking how long until I can squirt on command lol dork

[feythful]

Originally Posted by Dizzi

When I was BFing Cole, Joe would ask me to see how far my milk would squirt across the room hahaha It amused him SO MUCH!! It just tickled me to see the shocked look on his face when "I squirted him" it was great. Of course now he keeps asking how long until I can squirt on command lol dork

OMG your entire family is hilarious. I was always surprised and in awe of how far it would squirt into the pump piece. I'd call Jeff "HOLY CRAP! COME LOOK AT THIS? Who knew I had super milk shooting abilities?" He would come running thinking the baby had done something cool, slow to a walk when he saw me looking at the pump and then roll his eyes and say something like "Yes baby, if someone breaks into the house you could squirt them in the eyes from across the room while I get the gun" or "Yep, that's some super power...you could feed crowds of children just by changing the direction your facing..." lol. He must really love me to put up with some of the ridiculous crap I pull.

[*Kiliki*]

ok i know im not pregnant but hey i was 3x lmao...but i just had to say i dont think karl ever went near my breasts when i was pregnant...think he was afraid of that happening lol

[Dizzi]

lol I think Joe secretly enjoys it .. he won't admit it, but he sure doesn't stay away from them! Until there's actually a baby attached to them haha Once the baby comes out he just stands by staring at them wonderingly.. wishing he could have them back haha