[*Kiliki*]

The Evil Genie Game. The idea is basically that poster A asks the evil genie to grant a wish.
Poster B grants the wish, then makes one of his/her own.
Of course there is a catch
The genie always grants the wish, but with an evil twist
Example
Post A - I wish it would rain today
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Post B - Granted, but it rains so much, your house is washed away, and you end up living under a bridge.

so i will start this off!!


I wish I had a million dollars....

[ComfortablyMum]

Granted; but your bank account seizes up from a money overload and you can't access it - EVER

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I wish it was Spring time already!!

[*Kiliki*]

granted-but all it does is rain all spring long and it starts to flood

i wish i could go on vacation somewhere

[Babymakes8]

Granted, but you're stuck sleeping at the airport you flew in to because a freak storm has closed all access in and out. At least the airport window has a view of all the cool stuff you're now not able to get to.

I wish I had a boat.

[*Kiliki*]

granted-but this boat has holes in the bottom of it so you cannot use it ever....

i wish i had a brand new car

[RinkMom]

Granted but your insurance payments just shot up by a thousand dollars.

I wish I had a couple of hours to myself.

[*Kiliki*]

granted-but those couple of hours are spent scrubbing toilets, with a toothbrush


i wish i had someone to do my laundry for me

[Mom2#1Drakester]

Granted but all your laundlry turns pink in the wash!

I wish I could just take a nap today!

[LoveMySonshine]

Granted but they do it all wrong so things shrink and colors bleed onto your other clothes.

I wish my house was clean.

[*Kiliki*]

Amy-granted-but the minute you fall asleep a huge crash wakes you up

Cassandra-granted-but once you have everything clean a trash tornado comes through your house and makes it messier than it was before you cleaned



i wish i could get a full nights sleep tonight

[Lovemykiddos!]

Granted but then you get 3 nights of only 3 hours of sleep each night.

I wish Max and Ruby would go off the air forever. That show irritates me. (Where are the parents!?!)

[*Kiliki*]

granted-but in place of max and ruby you get a new show that all they do in it is pick boogers and say how wonderful it is for you to do that


i wish i had free gas for life

[RinkMom]

Granted, but it is the kind of gas that comes with eating beans and no one can stand to be in a room with you.

I wish a had a KING size bed so it wouldn't be as crowded when the youngest needs to snuggle with us.

[*Kiliki*]

granted but that king sized bed you never get to sleep in!

i wish i could go to bed right now

[kolbysmom]

Granted but as soon as you get into bed, your frenemy calls and talks to you for hours.

I wish I had a maid.

[RinkMom]

Granted but the maid is actually an ex-con and takes all your valuables while you are at the park.

I wish I had time to get my eyebrows waxed.

[kolbysmom]

hahah THAT would be my luck.

Granted, but you get a newbie who leaves you with absolutely no eyebrows.

I wish I could watch something besides iCarly this afternoon.

[*Kiliki*]

granted....you get to watch Victorious instead LOL

i wish i had someone else to pack and unpack everything for camping LOL

[kolbysmom]

Granted but everything you unpack is full of ants.

I wish my DH would do the dishes for once.