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October 3rd, 2004, 08:28 PM
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Why God made Moms.

Why God made Moms. Enjoy the answers given by elementary school age
children
to the following questions:


Why did God make mothers?

1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.

2. Mostly to clean the house.

3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.


How did God make mothers?

1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.

2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.

3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used
bigger
parts.


What ingredients are mothers made of?

1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice
in
the
world and one dab of mean.

2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly
use
string. I think.


Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?

1. We're related.

2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like
me.

What kind of little girl was your mom?

1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.

2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty
bossy.

3. They say she used to be nice.


What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?

1. His last name.

2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he make
at
least
$800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores.


Why did your mom marry your dad?

1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a
lot.

2. She got too old to do anything else with him.

3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.


Who's the boss at your house?

1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a
goofball.

2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the
bed.

3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than
dad.

What's the difference between moms and dads?

1. Moms work at work and work at home, and dads just got to work at
work.

2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.

3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power
'cause
that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your
friend's.

What does your mom do in her spare time?

1. Mothers don't do spare time.

2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?

1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind
of
plastic surgery.

2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.


If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?

1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get
rid of that.

2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who
did it and not me.
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October 4th, 2004, 05:34 AM
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That's too cute!
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October 4th, 2004, 05:44 AM
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That is TOO cute!!!
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October 4th, 2004, 08:06 AM
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October 4th, 2004, 08:18 AM
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very cute!!!
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