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March 26th, 2009, 02:20 PM
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So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.

They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.

And one of them yells "God ****, it's hot in here!"

And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"
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March 26th, 2009, 02:36 PM
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Oooo can I add one?

This is from a laffy taffy

What does one casket say to the other casket?

Is that you coffin?
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March 26th, 2009, 02:38 PM
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DOH!
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March 26th, 2009, 02:52 PM
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So bad I had to laugh!!! LOL
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March 26th, 2009, 03:20 PM
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LMAO!!!!!

Stupid joke of the day shall be a hit!
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March 26th, 2009, 03:50 PM
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Oooh, I have one!

Why don't aardvarks ever get sick?

Because they are full of ant-y bodies!

Someone told me that years ago, but to this day it is still my absolute favorite stupid joke! I loved yours, too, Jess!
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March 26th, 2009, 04:00 PM
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lmao!!!!!
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March 26th, 2009, 04:09 PM
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I love stupid jokes. Already forwarded them to the boys LOL
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March 26th, 2009, 04:11 PM
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March 26th, 2009, 04:28 PM
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Ok here is one ~

Q: What do you call the chicken crossing the road?


A: Poultry in Motion
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