[AngelBabies]

Ok..... Friday Funnies....... that can be just about anything (clean) Anything thats happened to you or someone you know...... could be a picture youve seen..... pretty much anything you have found that you thought was funny...... lot of laughs..... what a great way to go into the weekend.



I will put the list back up for everyone to give you the heads up on what is coming up, just incase you need to scan or do whatever....
Monday Memories
Tuesday Travels
Wednesday Weddings
Thankful Thursday
Friday Funnies
Sentimental Saturday
Sunday Funday

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I thought some of you ladies could use a good laugh

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Double Post

[AngelBabies]

hmmmmm this ones a hard one....... not hard finding them.... hard finding a clean one....

[Mel1979]

Save your gutter talk for tonight Rob!

[AngelBabies]

.......Oh Mel...... you know I m the one OUT of the gutter..... I m the one standing right next to Helen while you lot are all lazin about in there

[heathernoell6]

Thankful Thursday: Victoria (my 7yr old dd with NF1 and serious cordination problems) learned to ride a bike on Monday...Thursday was day 1 with no crashes!

Funny Friday: I was watching dumbest criminals. A guy tried to rob an auto repair shop in the morning. They didn't have the key to the safe...so, the moran left his phone number and said to call as soon as the key was there...they called the police then the man and he showed up to go to jail!!!!!!!!!! REALLY?!?!?!?

[Boble]

well there is your Friday funny right there Rob

[JessP]

So this little old man is driving is red porsche. He gets on the freeway and starts going. Soon he is doing 90, then 100 finally 120. The cops pull him over of course. The cop tells the man if he can give him a reason he has never heard before for why he was speeding then he might let him out of the ticket. The old man thinks for a min. Then he says well a couple months ago my wife ran off with a cop, I thought you were bringing her back.

ROFL!! I think that one is so cute .

[aaclzamora]

The Wife Translations:


The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want

The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want

The wife says: It's your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious

The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You'll pay for this later

The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain

The wife says: Sure... go ahead
The wife means: I don't want you to

The wife says: I'n not upset
The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron

The wife says: You're ... so manly
The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot

The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: I have flabby thighs.

The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.

The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!

The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.

The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!

The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.

The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.

The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like.

The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute.
The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.

The wife says: Am I fat?
The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful.

The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
The wife means: Just agree with me.

The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]

The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No

The wife says: No
The wife means: No

The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No

The wife says: I'm sorry
The wife means: You'll be sorry

The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: You better get used to it

The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place.

The wife says: Was that the baby?
The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him

The wife says: I'm not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!

In answer to the question "What's wrong?"

The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.

The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.

The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot.

The wife says: I don't want to talk about it.
The wife means: I'm still building up steam.

Husband Translations:

The husband says: You want
The husband means: Will this make you shut the Frost up?

The husband says: We need
The husband means: I am tired of looking at...

The husband says: It's your decision
The husband means: Thank god I don't have to decide. SportsCenter is on in 15.

The husband says: Do what you want
The husband means: I really don't give a Shakespeare.

The husband says: We need to talk
The husband means: I am sleeping with your sister.

The husband says: Sure... go ahead
The husband means: That will give me time to asphyxiate myself.

The husband says: I'n not upset
The husband means: You should know I emotionally checked out years ago.

The husband says: You look great!
The husband means: I am not falling for that Shakespeare.

The husband says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The husband means: Mental movie theater will get me through this one.

The husband says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The husband means: For me, please make sure you know your place, dear.

The husband says: I want new curtains.
The husband means: I like men!