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October 17th, 2009, 06:18 PM
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Platinum Supermommy
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So this is for entertainment purposes, obviously.... But they said I was pregnant with a boy and he will be 9lbs 8oz and have red hair and blue eyes. My BF has red hair and blue eyes and is 6'5 so I would imagine having a big baby with him. It said pretty much the same thing a few times over.
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October 17th, 2009, 06:25 PM
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LOL so funny. my baby daddy was boss hog from dukes. to funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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October 17th, 2009, 06:31 PM
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Oh so funny Amiz! LOL.... It just said my BF is pregnant with a 15lb baby girl... lol... I said oh honey, thats the 15lbs you want to lose.
This is making me laugh.
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October 17th, 2009, 06:32 PM
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My results:
"It's A Girl!
Penny, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so **** cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 11 lbs, 5 oz and have blonde hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!"
Um, how many pounds???!!!!!!
"The daddy is...
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Don't feel bad, you were just wearing a dress and sometimes that's all it takes. It could have happened to anyone."
***?! 
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October 17th, 2009, 06:39 PM
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kary, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so **** cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 12 lbs, 3 oz and have brown hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
The Pool Guy
Naughty, naughty! You aren't supposed to fool around with the hired help. Just like with the Butler, the Cook, the Chauffeur...
HAHAHAHHA
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October 17th, 2009, 06:48 PM
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My baby daddy:
Fabio
You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes.
Oh Kary, the pool guy is hot! Good Job!
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October 17th, 2009, 06:59 PM
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Platinum Supermommy
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OH YEA!!!! The HOT Cabana Pool GUY... I'm such a S**T!... HAHAHHAH
Last edited by Kary♥RN; October 17th, 2009 at 07:30 PM.
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October 17th, 2009, 08:01 PM
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Ok, I know im not pregnant right now, but had to do it anyway!
Im going to have a boy that is 11lbs and 11oz, the baby daddy was Dick Cheny, ***? I picked next in line and it was the Pool Guy, sorry Kary looks like he spread his seeds all over the place 
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October 17th, 2009, 10:20 PM
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Happy to be a SAHM!
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OMG this is so funny!!!
Krystal, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so **** cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 14 lbs, 12 oz and have black hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Um, 14lbs, 12oz, I'm assuming I will have a c-section. Yeah....
And who's the Daddy?......
Janet Reno 
Oh please girlfriend, how could you? Have you no standards? Have you lost your mind? Have you had second thoughts, feelings of shame, or an STD test?
LOL, so obviously I decided to try for another baby daddy and got the pool boy. Kary, you're just gonna have to share because I just don't think Janet and I will get along.
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October 17th, 2009, 10:24 PM
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Mommy to Matthew
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LOL...apparently it's a boy!!! And, God help me, he weighs 11 lbs 10 oz and has brown hair and green eyes (which describes me) OMG.....the Governator is the daddy  LOL this was amusing! And it said "Don't feel bad, you were just wearing a dress and sometimes that's all it takes. It could have happened to anyone."
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October 18th, 2009, 01:28 AM
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Amanda, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so **** cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 11 lbs, 6 oz and have blonde hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
And the daddy is... The Pope 
Oh, girl- that is just so wrong on so many levels, we don't even know where to begin. Thanks for bringing down the Catholic Church single-handedly.
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October 18th, 2009, 05:07 AM
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Mega Super Mommy
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Amanda, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so **** cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 14 lbs, 1 oz and have brown hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
The Daddy... Bill O'Reilly
Girl, you got no class. Plus we hear that Bill is going to sue you for stealing his 'patriotic bodily fluids' as well as demanding 65% of the kid's future earnings.
What a fun website!! Thanks for sharing!
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October 18th, 2009, 06:49 AM
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It said I was pregnant with a baby boy who will weigh 13lbs, 14oz and will have blue eyes and red hair. And my baby daddy is Bill O'Reilly too.
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October 18th, 2009, 12:23 PM
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OMG, these are hilarious!!!! Why are all the babies so big?!
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October 18th, 2009, 12:46 PM
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Waiting for my turn.
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Ive been on that site before.Heres what mine says... Funny thing is 4 out of 5 kids are blonde and all 5 have hazel eyes.
Chantal, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so **** cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 6 lbs, 15 oz and have blonde hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
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October 18th, 2009, 12:58 PM
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It's A Boy!
Celena, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so **** cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 10 lbs, 2 oz and have blonde hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.
Fabio
You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes.
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October 18th, 2009, 01:56 PM
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LOL did anyone else get THIS answer?!?!?!?!
No pregnancy detected
Our remote testing didn't detect any apparent signs of pregnancy. Because there is always a small margin of error during remote testing operations, we strongly recommend that you verify the results with a re-test. To do this, click the "Re-Test" button below.
Smart test!
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October 18th, 2009, 04:49 PM
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fka teresarunningmommy
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Teresa, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so **** cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 11 lbs, 8 oz and have brown hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
That wouldn't be so funny if my last baby wasn't 10 lbs 4 oz.
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October 18th, 2009, 05:24 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by teresarunningmommy
Teresa, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so **** cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 11 lbs, 8 oz and have brown hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
That wouldn't be so funny if my last baby wasn't 10 lbs 4 oz.
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You gave birth to a 10lb baby??? Oh my!
And that pool guy gets around... Make sure you get signed up for child support now!
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October 18th, 2009, 07:48 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by missy123
And that pool guy gets around... Make sure you get signed up for child support now!
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I think I'm going to get Jeff to take this test!
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