I would be the crazed lady on the news
"The destructive diaper bandit strikes again" who runs around to targets and stores all over the place running down the diaper isles slashing open the packages, skipping around throwing the contents of the diapers all over the place as if it were snowing... I mean it would be sort of appropriate with my designer ski mask and all the garb.

isn't this picture disturbing yet funny?
(btw, I LOVE the smell of diapers so I have to avoid those isles in the store IRL...)
Then I would hit the opk and hpt test isle throwing them on the ground, cocking my leg up and peeing on all of them as if to mark my territory like a dog.
crazy imaginative crap I think of

LOL!!!