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January 20th, 2011, 01:02 PM
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As the title states, dirty little bedroom secrets, whats yours?
Here's a thread to talk about those naughty (or funny) moments that keep your sex life spicy hot or just FUN!
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January 20th, 2011, 03:20 PM
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Okay so I will start  DH and I were in the middle of DTD and our puppy jumped on his back. We both started giggling so hard we couldn't even finish
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January 20th, 2011, 03:31 PM
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hubby looked at me in the middle of dtd and said in a very austin power-ish voice "do i make you horny baby"
that killed it. i was laughing to hard and it totally ruined the mood lol
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January 20th, 2011, 03:32 PM
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Lol that happened to a friend of mine!!!
We have a ceiling fan above our bed and one time we were getting frisky and DH lifted me up and my head hit the ceiling fan while it was running on high  we almost peed our pants laughing!!!!! (well maybe not our pants.........)
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January 20th, 2011, 03:34 PM
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^^ LOL! That is freaking awesome. I would not have been able to keep a straight face
We don't have anything funny like that. Although one time I had planned on seducing my DH on the couch. And I came out of the shower with just my white robe...to find my female cousin sitting in the living room. I high-tailed it back to the bedroom, to find my waiting DH. We had a laugh (good thing I chose the robe and not nothing!!) and proceeded to DTD.
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January 20th, 2011, 04:10 PM
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One night I planed on having fun with dh. His mom went to bed real early so I thought we were would ok. I went upstairs to change into something sexy. I walked back down stairs and we started to dtd. Right in the middle of it his mom walks out of her room right into the living room where we were. That killed the moment.
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January 20th, 2011, 04:30 PM
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Ladies I am dying laughing at all these
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January 20th, 2011, 04:38 PM
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Ok I have a little story that happened this morning actually, that's what gave me the idea for the thread 
Think the movie "Grown Ups" when they tease Rob Schnider's character about how he says "maize" they all start saying it really nasally and goofy...
So DH decides to get frisky and take advantage of me  lol... Just before he starts um seducing me I tell him I need my coffee.... fast forwarding... Well we're in the midst of the getting busy and kinda playing around, talking as well when he says "this has to be better than your cup of coffee" and I said to him in the voices of adam sandler's character from grown-ups when he says maize "maybee" and we both just busted out laughing, I mean HYSTERICALLY! we tried to compose ourselves and just kept busting out laughing, I was crying from laughing so hard... tried to recover the sexy moments by talking a little dirty, but I couldn't even keep a straight face. We did "finish" LOL
It was hilarious...  it doesn't sound as funny as the situation itself when it happened.
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January 20th, 2011, 04:46 PM
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I'm roaring!!!! LOL I no bedroom secrets or anything funny...We live a pretty boring sex life lol
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January 20th, 2011, 05:08 PM
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haha!
we live a pretty boring sex life too! At least for now with all this ttc....its all business....lol!
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January 20th, 2011, 05:18 PM
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January 20th, 2011, 05:23 PM
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LMAO, girls! I can't think of any super funny stories about me and DH at the moment, but once with my ex-BF, we were in the middle of some *enthusiastic* DTD, and the whole bed just collapsed. It was ridiculous
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January 20th, 2011, 05:28 PM
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OMG this is just what I needed tonight! AHHH I love you ladies.
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January 20th, 2011, 05:33 PM
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January 20th, 2011, 05:50 PM
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when they bed collapsed was anybody hurt haha
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January 20th, 2011, 05:53 PM
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when they bed collapsed was anybody hurt haha |
LOL... nope. The legs under the head of the bed collapsed so our heads tilted down. Then the headboard fell forward onto his back. Then we said, "Ummm, oops?"
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January 20th, 2011, 05:59 PM
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that totally sucks! But IS hilarious...
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January 20th, 2011, 06:08 PM
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Dh and I broke the bed while on our honeymoon!
Ive tooted before while we were dtd dh was rolling!
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January 20th, 2011, 06:28 PM
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I've cut one in the middle of dtd too. Mine was worthy of a man. Loud and stinky. My husband looked at me not with disgust but with awe, shocked his wife could make something like that, and said "now that's just hot" then of course he about died laughing. We did "finish".
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January 20th, 2011, 06:33 PM
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 for no injuries!!!!!
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I tooted before and it scared DH he jumped, it wasn't even loud just startled him... you know when you're so relaxed 
