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January 26th, 2011, 06:08 PM
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that you, you & your SO, or your SO has done while you've been ttc?

This can be anything from something being said, asked, something done, did... etc etc etc!

Let's get some gut busting stories going


(can y'all tell I love humor, humoring others and happy laughter... cheering up... brightening someone's day? LOL)
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January 26th, 2011, 06:16 PM
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Okay so only DH and I know this.....

DH and I were staying at his parents house over Christmas last year and it was O time. There was all sorts of family members staying there and we had to sleep on the floor with his cousins. Well DH and I were supposed to be helping cook while everyone went to church and it was just us and his 2 younger cousins. They were watching a movie so we DTD in the kitchen... I to this day feel guilty!
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January 26th, 2011, 09:09 PM
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Katie, that's awesome! Skipping church to DTD... Bad girl! You guys were doing your own kind of cooking in the kitchen!

On Christmas Eve, DH announced to an entire table full of people we didn't know that I smelled like I was ovulating. They were close friends of his uncle who lives up in San Fran, and we'd never met them before. I was embarrassed until the husband/father said "If it's really crucial, we have a guest room you guys can use." It actually ended up being a really funny moment
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Jan. 2009: Came off years of BCP and started TTC
March 2010: BFP -- finally!
Oct. 22, 2010: Drew is born, but has to stay in the NICU because of cord complications resulting in oxygen deprivation and brain problems =(
Oct. 27, 2010: I held him in my arms while Daddy, Grandma, Great-Uncle and I sang him to sleep =( Hardest thing I've ever done...
June 14, 2011: Drew's baby brother or sister waved hi to us with a BFP!
June 25, 2011: Natural miscarriage... Can we please catch a break here?
Nov. 2011: 100mg Clomid followed by 2mg Estrogen, Ovidrel trigger, and 200mg progesterone suppositories 2x/day 14 days. BFN.
Dec. 2011: 2nd medicated cycle. BFN.
Jan. 2012: Took a month off to breathe...
Feb. 2012: Same regimen of Clomid and other meds, add IUI. 2 eggs and 8.5 million swimmers. BFN.
March 2012: 75 IU Follistim CD 3-11, follie scan CD 8 showed 6 follies likely to mature. Triggered, IUI on CD 14, 4 million swimmers. BFN.
April 2012: 75 IU Follistim CD 3-10. Scan showed 2 mature follies, 2 almost certain to mature, and two not likely but possible. (All 6 evenly and perfectly spaced out between the left and the right.) Triggered, IUI CD 13 with 5 million swimmers. BFN.
May 2012: 75 IU Follistim starting CD 3. Waiting to O. Timed intercourse. Likely 5 follies to mature.




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January 26th, 2011, 09:34 PM
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I've skipped church with my (VERY religious) MIL so we could DTD in her house!

So nearly a year after getting married, DH was starting a job in another city and I stayed behind to help try to sell our house. He would drive down on weekends, but of course I don't always O on the weekend! When I got a positive OPK on a Wednesday, I sexted DH all day telling him I'd do all sorts of bad, bad things to him. He of course decided to drive down after work and spend the night! We didn't get pregnant, but FF gave me a nice green light for our effort!
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January 26th, 2011, 09:49 PM
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wow ladies thank you this def cheered me up lol funny

me and my hubby dont have anything funny like that but this

(about my bbt i temp vaginally)

Hubby:
What is that?
what are you suppose to do with it?
your going to put that where?
Does it get cold down there? i know it gets hot ive been there at those times but wow thats amazing.
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January 26th, 2011, 09:51 PM
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lmao shanise that is great
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January 27th, 2011, 03:42 AM
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Katie, Bad girl for skipping church just so you could DTD. That is something we would do.

Erin, that is funny. Happy it turned out to be a funny moment.

Jen, that sounds like something we would do. Although my MIL lives with us and she hardly ever leaves the house anymore.

Shanise, that is funny.

Dh and I really don't have any funny stories. Trying to dtd while his mom lives with is hard enough since she hardly leaves the house anymore. When she does leave you should see us. We are like teenages trying to dtd.
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January 27th, 2011, 04:05 AM
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Oh my ladies! This is just what I needed this morning
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January 27th, 2011, 06:04 AM
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One morning DH and I BDed really early before he had to leave for work. Later that morning, my sister, who was staying with us, had the following conversation with me:

Sis: "Why were you laughing at like 5 o'clock this morning?"
Me: "What do you mean?"
Sis: "I heard you laughing for a long time, like you were tickling each other or something."
Long pause.
Me: "I don't know. It must have been the dogs."

LMAO... at least she bought it.
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January 27th, 2011, 06:35 AM
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Nicole lol that is something I would have said
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January 27th, 2011, 07:34 AM
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We've never truly TTCed so we have no fun stories but these are great!
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January 27th, 2011, 08:41 AM
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LOL!!
All I got is us DTD on the floor at both my parents and my FIL's because both beds have noisy headboards.
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January 27th, 2011, 09:35 AM
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You guys make me laugh!!! These are great.

When DH and I were at my folks house in December, we "needed" to DTD. BUT, it is a very small house, with very thin walls, and lots of people. But, we did have our own room and figured we would just be really quiet and lock the door. But failure in the plan, the door lock was broken. So I literally shoved my brother's dresser (whose room we were in) in front of the door so we could DTD. Immediately after we were done, I hear a knock on the door..."Ash, can I come in and get some boxers." So I had to scramble up, grab clothes, and move the dresser. He was like "What?" and then says "Wait, nevermind, I don't want to know." Totally got caught by my little brother Lol. Poor kid is scarred for life.
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January 27th, 2011, 02:05 PM
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I'm going to have to really think about this one because my DH is crazier than a barrel of monkey's and is always trying to make a joke...

He's made up a couple songs in reguards to TTC and IUI.

Teases me about my pee cup, pretends to "gag" over it LOL

I had him pee in the cup one time and dip a LH strip in it, looked like he was gearing up to ovulate himself... that was the funniest thin ever, cracked me up that he actually did it. (men actually have LH as well as women, but they have it all the time... I googled it)
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January 27th, 2011, 03:00 PM
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i posted this in another threat i think but it fits in here so i will post it again

the cycle after my m/c hubby asked me if i thought that we had managed to download the new program to my internal hard drive. thats probably the funniest ttc thing he has ever said to me.
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January 27th, 2011, 03:10 PM
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Celena I never knew that! That is so neat to know
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January 27th, 2011, 03:11 PM
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this are pretty funny ladies... isn't it moments like this with all the "sneaky fun things" we do trying to conceive make it fun and take away the stress of it?

We should try to make new memories like this!
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January 27th, 2011, 06:24 PM
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I've racked my brain and I can only come up with one thing even close. It wasn't long after we got married we decided to have some fun in the shower. Once we got out I tried to open the door to go get dressed and the door wouldn't open! The door knob on our side was somehow messed up. We tried to open it for about 30 minutes. He ended up finding something in the bathroom to use to take the entire knob off and open the door that way. There was no way on God's green earth that I was picking up that cell phone (DH always has his cell and fire pager everywhere) and calling my parents, who had a spare key!
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DH and I have been together for 12 years and DTD for like 7 of them so we're always looking for new ways to get each other in the mood...Well for his birthday Ibought a cute little night thingy/lingerie and he wants me to wear it all the time. Well he was driving home from class and he texted me "better put on something sexy for me" well the text message didn't go to me....It went to my mom! This still makes me laugh so hard!
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January 27th, 2011, 07:27 PM
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omg brooke that is great i bet he was super embarrassed
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