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January 27th, 2011, 05:13 PM
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I know we are all very concerned with BDing on this board, so I just want to say that no penises were harmed in the making of this story

A few minutes ago, I was playing a game with one of our dogs where I growl at her and tickle her sides and she gets all fierce and feisty, showing her teeth and barking and biting at any blankets or pillows that are near her. I failed to realize that we were playing this game across my DH's lap, and when Clover went looking for a blanket to grab, she went straight for DH's crotch. I guess she was hungry for some sausage?

LMAO, I almost peed my pants.
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January 27th, 2011, 05:15 PM
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LMAO!!!

That's great! (Sucks for him.....) But great!
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January 27th, 2011, 05:28 PM
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Lol okkkkk POOR DH but funny for us girls
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January 27th, 2011, 05:52 PM
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hahahahahaha!
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January 27th, 2011, 06:09 PM
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LOL Fantastic! But perhaps, save the rough play til AFTER the weekend??
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January 27th, 2011, 06:17 PM
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poor dh but lol that is too much
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January 27th, 2011, 06:19 PM
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OMG that's so funny!!!
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January 27th, 2011, 07:25 PM
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Your poor DH! Now you really will have to go with the IUI "insertion" method!
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January 27th, 2011, 08:21 PM
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Bwahahahaha! I especially love the "no penises were harmed" disclaimer. Thank goodness!
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January 27th, 2011, 08:23 PM
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Lol, there are just too many reason I'm glad I'm not a guy.
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January 27th, 2011, 10:42 PM
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lol omg that is so funny tell her you need that lol
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January 28th, 2011, 12:58 AM
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January 28th, 2011, 05:27 AM
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Poor Dh. That is so funny though.
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January 28th, 2011, 06:21 AM
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That is too funny!!!
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January 28th, 2011, 07:26 AM
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Too funny but as long as the sausage is ok that's all that matters.
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January 28th, 2011, 08:02 AM
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Your poor DH! Now you really will have to go with the IUI "insertion" method!
Double the funny!!! I am sorry we are all laughing at your DH's expense....
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January 28th, 2011, 08:07 AM
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Double the funny!!! I am sorry we are all laughing at your DH's expense....
I agree, Jess- that was really funny And don't worry, Missy, my DH was laughing too
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January 28th, 2011, 10:22 AM
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oh man you girls kill me. i am so glad that this is not a boring group!!!! and i am glad your hubby found some humor in it
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January 28th, 2011, 06:56 PM
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lol oops!
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January 29th, 2011, 07:39 AM
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Too funny!
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