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February 9th, 2011, 07:01 PM
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Platinum Supermommy
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She has been going through some rough spots so please give her some big hugs or tell a funny joke to lighten the spirits or both!
I suck at jokes so I will give hugs to you Celena.
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February 9th, 2011, 07:05 PM
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February 9th, 2011, 07:44 PM
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February 9th, 2011, 07:56 PM
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just me
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from me too. I'll see if I can dig up something funny.
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February 9th, 2011, 08:56 PM
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Lovin life and family
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OK I got this joke from someone else I hope I don't screw it up  .
So this guy is sitting in traffic on the freeway totally stopped. He sees a police officer walking by and stops him to ask what is going on.
The police man says "oh (insert name of person you don't like here) is up there in the middle of the freeway. He is totally broke and threatening to pour gasoline on himself and light himself on fire. So I am walking around asking for donations".
The guy says "How much do you have so far"
The Police man says "10 gallons"
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February 10th, 2011, 02:50 AM
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Waiting for our Miracle.
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Last edited by StaceygirlPa; February 10th, 2011 at 02:52 AM.
Reason: spelling and to fix hugs
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February 10th, 2011, 04:48 AM
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This is from a friend who posted it on UK JM
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your
vehicle. A couple who drove their car to Tesco, only to have their car
break down in the car park.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On
closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the
chassis. Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of
underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones..
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly
put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself
staring at her husband who was standing idly by watching.
The AA mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
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February 10th, 2011, 05:05 AM
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Many Many HUGS, Celina~
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February 10th, 2011, 05:30 AM
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Sally was driving home from one of her business trips
in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo
woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was
a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked
the Navajo woman if she would like a ride. With a
silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.
Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a
bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman
just sat silently, looking intently at everything she
saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a
white bag on the seat next to Sally.
"What in bag?" asked the old woman.
Sally looked down at the white bag and said, "It's a
box of chocolates. I got it for my husband".
"The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or
two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder,
she said: "Good trade."
 Love you lady!
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February 10th, 2011, 05:37 AM
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February 10th, 2011, 07:19 AM
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OMG All the jokes are great! I am laughing, love it!
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February 10th, 2011, 07:24 AM
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Love the jokes!!!
Celena!!!
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February 10th, 2011, 09:12 AM
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Lovin life and family
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So a husband says to his wife tell me something funny and sad.
So the wife thinks a min then says you are the largest of all your friends.
Your jokes are great ladies .
Celena
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February 10th, 2011, 11:08 AM
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It's me
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Missy,
To modify a quote from the Princess Bride... You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: NEVER ask Courtney to tell jokes.
And so it begins....
What is blue and smells like red paint?
blue paint
What is brown and sticky?
a stick
What do you get when you cross a rhinoceros with an elephant?
elephino (audible)
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
no eye deer (audible)
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
still no eye deer
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
beacause it was dead
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
unique up on him (audible)
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way
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February 10th, 2011, 11:08 AM
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Ok, now I'm going to look for some jokes. DH and I have been in a bit of a tiff since last night so the laughter is definitely doing me some good as well!!!
HUGS TO YOU CELENA!!!
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February 10th, 2011, 11:58 AM
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ok i thought of one...
a man looks out the window watching his wife bent over in the task of gardening. when she comes in he says, "you know what? your butt is as big as our new gas grill!" the woman made a face at him and went back out to finish her task.
when they were in bed together that night the man snuggled up to his wife trying to get some action. the women promptly turned her back to him and said "do you really think i am gonna fire up this big ole gas grill for YOUR little wienie??"
hehe
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February 10th, 2011, 02:19 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I am laughing hysterically at all of this.
Celena - I hope this puts a smile on your face, I love you! 
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February 10th, 2011, 02:36 PM
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An old man is sitting out on his porch in the middle of nowhere watching the cars drive by on the old highway. Suddenly he sees this beautiful expensive sports car speeding up the road just as a little rabbit is crossing the street. Sadly the inetivable happens and the sports car hits the rabbit and comes to a screeching stop. A middle age man comes running around the car to see what he's hit. He then runs back to his car and pulls out a spray can of some sort. Now the old man is very curious to what the sports car guy is doing and starts watching closely as the middle aged sports car driver starts spraying the rabbit with the stuff in the spray can. The rabbit bounces back up and starts hopping away only to stop a few feet and wave. The sports car guy throws the can down, hops back in his car and drives off just as fast as he got there. The old man watches as the rabbit keeps hopping away and stopping to wave until he is out of site. Once again curious, the old man gets up to see what it was that the sports car guy sprayed on the rabbit. He walks out to the side of the road and picks up the can. It reads:Hair reviver-Wavy Action
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February 10th, 2011, 04:02 PM
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers!
HUGS, Celena!
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February 10th, 2011, 04:16 PM
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LOL. Great thread. I hope things look better soon Celena!!
Most of the jokes I know are quite off color. So I will stick with
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