This is a little surreal. Never did I think people would cheer about cervical mucus. Can you picture an actual cheerleading squad....

You might be good at basketball

You might be good at track

But when it comes to EWCM

You might as well step back

Might as well step back

Say what?

You might as well step back

Can't hear you

Might as well step back

Goooooooooooooo MUCUS!