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April 28th, 2011, 10:05 AM
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Tell us a joke 
Fyi inspired by the one and only Courtney!
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April 28th, 2011, 10:11 AM
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It's me
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
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April 28th, 2011, 10:35 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shadeauxe
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
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 I wuvs monkeys
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no
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April 28th, 2011, 10:56 AM
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What's a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka Cola.
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Waiting for our ELF to get here!
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April 28th, 2011, 11:06 AM
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An elderly woman went to her local doctor’s office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.”
Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Glenwood, but you’re 80 years old. What would you possibly need birth control pills for?”
The woman replied, “They help me sleep better.”
The doctor considered this for a second, and continued… “How in the world do birth control pills help you sleep?”
The woman said, “I put them in my granddaughter’s orange juice, and I sleep better at night.”
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April 28th, 2011, 11:09 AM
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
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April 28th, 2011, 12:09 PM
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POAS Queen
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A man goes out and rides his horse one day. They get to a thing little stream, and instead of jumping it, the horse stops dead in his tracks. The man flies off, dusts himself off, stands up, looks the horse in the eyes, and says, "That's one."
So he gets back on the horse and they're approaching a low tree limb. The guy pulls the horse right, but the horse goes left. The guy gets hit with the limb and falls off, and the horse stops. Guy stands up, looks the horse in the eyes, and says, "That's two."
He decides he's had enough for today and rides the horse home. Things are going fine and the horse is behaving, except that when they get back home, instead of trotting into the pen, it rises up on its back and the guy falls off. He walks inside and gets his shotgun, with his wife following behind him, asking if he's going hunting. They both get outside, the man looks at the horse, and says, "That's three," and shoots it in the head.
The wife starts SCREAMING about him killing their horse, just going into an uncontrollable frenzy, yelling and cussing... And the man looks at her and says, "That's one."
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With us on earth for five short days, with us in our hearts forever.
(Thank you Natasha for this beautiful graphic of Andrew, and to the ladies of the Nov 10 PR who help me in carrying on his memory.)
Jan. 2009: Came off years of BCP and started TTC
March 2010: BFP -- finally!
Oct. 22, 2010: Drew is born, but has to stay in the NICU because of cord complications resulting in oxygen deprivation and brain problems =(
Oct. 27, 2010: I held him in my arms while Daddy, Grandma, Great-Uncle and I sang him to sleep =( Hardest thing I've ever done...
June 14, 2011: Drew's baby brother or sister waved hi to us with a BFP!
June 25, 2011: Natural miscarriage... Can we please catch a break here?
Nov. 2011: 100mg Clomid followed by 2mg Estrogen, Ovidrel trigger, and 200mg progesterone suppositories 2x/day 14 days. BFN.
Dec. 2011: 2nd medicated cycle. BFN.
Jan. 2012: Took a month off to breathe...
Feb. 2012: Same regimen of Clomid and other meds, add IUI. 2 eggs and 8.5 million swimmers. BFN.
March 2012: 75 IU Follistim CD 3-11, follie scan CD 8 showed 6 follies likely to mature. Triggered, IUI on CD 14, 4 million swimmers. BFN.
April 2012: 75 IU Follistim CD 3-10. Scan showed 2 mature follies, 2 almost certain to mature, and two not likely but possible. (All 6 evenly and perfectly spaced out between the left and the right.) Triggered, IUI CD 13 with 5 million swimmers. BFN.
May 2012: 75 IU Follistim starting CD 3. Waiting to O. Timed intercourse. Likely 5 follies to mature.
^^ Click graphic for chart ^^
 
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April 28th, 2011, 07:09 PM
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*~Mom to Faith Marie~*
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Erin84
A man goes out and rides his horse one day. They get to a thing little stream, and instead of jumping it, the horse stops dead in his tracks. The man flies off, dusts himself off, stands up, looks the horse in the eyes, and says, "That's one."
So he gets back on the horse and they're approaching a low tree limb. The guy pulls the horse right, but the horse goes left. The guy gets hit with the limb and falls off, and the horse stops. Guy stands up, looks the horse in the eyes, and says, "That's two."
He decides he's had enough for today and rides the horse home. Things are going fine and the horse is behaving, except that when they get back home, instead of trotting into the pen, it rises up on its back and the guy falls off. He walks inside and gets his shotgun, with his wife following behind him, asking if he's going hunting. They both get outside, the man looks at the horse, and says, "That's three," and shoots it in the head.
The wife starts SCREAMING about him killing their horse, just going into an uncontrollable frenzy, yelling and cussing... And the man looks at her and says, "That's one."
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Erin! That's awful! lol
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April 28th, 2011, 07:14 PM
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*~Mom to Faith Marie~*
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A greedy young man stumbles upon a magic Genie and is granted 3 wishes.
first, he says "I want a mansion" and poof a mansion appears
"ok second I want you to fill the mansion with millions of dollars", poof and money starts flying out the windows.
the man is very pleased, for his third wish he says"I wish to be between the legs a beautiful woman"
The genie grins and Poof he turns the man into a tampon!
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April 29th, 2011, 07:35 AM
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I have another one!
So Tiger Woods and the Pope both die. Tiger Woods go to Heaven and the Pope goes to hell. Well the Pope thinks something is wrong with this and finds an angel. He tells the angel that he thinks there has been a mistake. The angel checks his files and tell the Pope that a mistake has been made and it will be fixed right away. So as the Pope and Tiger Woods are switching places they meet halfway. The Pope tells Tiger Woods that he is glad that everything has been fixed and that he has always wanted to meet the Virgin Mary. And Tiger Woods says you are a day late!! 
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