I read the title as: This cycle is a bust, EXPOSED.
(the following is what went through my head for a split second until I read correctly. Embellished for entertainment.

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I though you were doing some sort of investigative news story where you got the truth out of your uterus. You probably had to play good cop bad cop with your ovaries too. Who was responsible for the cover up and who was the whistle blower?
For extra amusement, here is a uterus playing piano:
I might have to make that my signature.