Craziest

.:Shortcake:. · #1 January 17th, 2012, 06:22 AM

What is the craziest advice you've heard about TTCing?
What is the craziest thing you have tried to get that BFP?

cheeky_monkey · #2 January 17th, 2012, 09:03 AM

Craziest advice - to use egg white (which should act like cm)
Craziest thing to get BFP - mmmm Having a lap (I think) or staying with my legs against the wall for a whole hour praying like the the end of the world was happening that night lol

martilynne · #3 January 17th, 2012, 09:34 AM

I also heard to use real egg whites as lube. GROSS

I don't know what I've done that is really crazy...I guess laying in bed with my legs up after BDing and reading a book. Or maybe dressing in a fishnet bodysuit

cheeky_monkey · #4 January 17th, 2012, 09:36 AM

lol we seem to be on the same wavelength

.:Shortcake:. · #5 January 17th, 2012, 10:22 AM

What is the craziest advice you've heard about TTCing? hmm probably "if you quit trying it would happen"... if they only knew
What is the craziest thing you have tried to get that BFP? BDing in the car in the middle of the mountain Our vehicle got stuck last winter and I knew I was Oing... soooo

joanna26 · #6 January 18th, 2012, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by .:Shortcake:.

What is the craziest advice you've heard about TTCing? hmm probably "if you quit trying it would happen"... if they only knew

THIS exactly!!! I am about to have cards printed out that say "my infertility issues will not magically disappear if we quite trying....thanks anyway" so I can just hand them out as needed.

What is the craziest thing you have tried to get that BFP? Made DH fly home in the middle a business trip to BD (he had to turn around and fly right back)

Belita · #7 January 18th, 2012, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by joanna26

What is the craziest thing you have tried to get that BFP? Made DH fly home in the middle a business trip to BD (he had to turn around and fly right back)

I think we have a winner for the craziest and an amazing husband! This is making me cry here at work thinking about how amazing it is that he was willing to do that.

Nothing crazy here, but we're in early days.

Cait&AngelAbove · #8 January 18th, 2012, 08:53 AM

"If you stop trying then it will happen."

Laying in bed too afraid to get up and praying for the sperm to get to the eggie.

1InSummerland · #9 January 19th, 2012, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Cait&AngelAbove

Laying in bed too afraid to get up and praying for the sperm to get to the eggie.

As far as craziest thing I've heard - well, we hadn't told anyone that we were trying until a couple days ago when DH told his family so we haven't gotten any crazy advice yet.

Shadeauxe · #10 January 20th, 2012, 04:17 AM

What is the craziest advice you've heard about TTCing? This has nothing to do with conception, but I think all of the POAS addicts are insane masochists that like to torture themselves needlessly. I don't hold it against you though. I still like you.

What is the craziest thing you have tried to get that BFP? I don't recall doing anything crazy. I have moments of crazy, but TTC is not an area that makes me lose it. I supposed getting obsessed over details would be the worst thing that I did.

StacieRN · #11 January 20th, 2012, 11:15 AM

Craziest advice? I'm going to have to go with the egg whites thing too...not to mention I'm deathly allergic to eggs!!!

I'm' going to go ahead and NOT try this!

Craziest thing to get a BFP? hmm, I've only tried to get pregnant 3 times so...ask me again in a couple of months!

MauMama · #12 January 21st, 2012, 06:07 PM

Craziest advice -- douching with vinegar and baking soda. I'm fairly certain it would bubble up like one of those kid volcano sets.

Craziest thing(s) done -- using avocado oil instead of lube (it makes everything green and icky), using a turkey baster to force semen inside when I had huge ovaries and couldn't BD but didn't want to waste an egg, burning orange candles and rubbing bergamot oil all over me (apparently they both increase fertility)