Don't get me wrong, I think there are some truly gifted psychics out there . . . I've got some talents myself, but I was bored yesterday afternoon, so I was messing around on the internet and signed up for a free 2007 (psychic) forcast.
OMG, the whole first email they sent is
filled with tacky marketing! It was so funny to read!!!

I used to work with a guy (same jerk who later became my boss, huge part of the reason I quit there) who always wanted to market the company's products with that same incredibly tacky style of writing, thankfully I was able to talk him out of it most of the time!

Ugh, you could tell the whole thing was a form letter with my name interspersed here and there.
Anyway . . . apparently they agree with my recent tarot card reading, that my negative period is finally over (god I hope they're at least right on that part): "It's very unusual, Anne, but every now and then I'll be doing a reading for someone when suddenly I get the strangest feeling...almost like a tingle of excitement or electricity...and I know right away, that person's life is about to take a major turn for the better."
AND . . . uh-oh, looks like April 9th I just might win the lottery!

"Anne, On April 9, 2007 Your Life
Could Be Completely Changed Forever And Your Money Problems Solved! Anne, you might remember, in the first email, I showed you how my free forecast helped one of my friends win an award in excess of $500,000.00. Well, now it's your turn to reap riches and rewards beyond your wildest imagination." (okay, first off, this WAS the first email!)
Gee, I suppose I should just rush right out and spend all my $$ on lottery tickets . . . but WAIT . . . on May 11th I am going to meet someone who will
change my life forever! But if I pay, no, not $29.95, ONLY $9.95, I can find out if they are going to change my life for the better or the worse!
I figured if nothing else it would be good for a laugh and well, it certainly was!
Let me say now I do not recommend this "psychic" site . . .