Quote:
It's not your fault...it's an addiction. There really should be a 12-step program for it. [/b]
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No Joke.
Step:
1. Reach into your pocket and feel the money that is not there to be spending on tests "just cause"
2. After you've convinced yourself that it's only a dollar, then figure out the amount of gas it will take to go to the $ Store
3. As you check out, you can't turn down those jumbo tootsie rolls that are just a dollar too... now how much have you spent?
4. No one can eat a jumbo toosie roll without something to wash it down. Gotta add in the cost of the gatorade.
5. Now that your on a sugar high you realize that you need real food. Add in the cost of a Subway meal.
6. Since your out an about why not stop at the book store to buy a pregnancy journal because this month "just may be the month". Add that cost in there also.
7. When you are about to leave the book store, realize that you've been wanting to look thru the latest baby names book. Turn around and go pick one of those up too. Add in the cost...
7. Oh crap, you realize it is now 6:00 and you are not going to have time to cook dinner before SO gets home. Don't forget to stop at Boston Market to pick up a chicken dinner. Yup, you know what to do.
8. Drive back home. You guessd it, more gas to calculate.
9. So, you've now have 3 more pregnancy tests you purchased at the dollar store. Who the heck can wait for first morning urine. Let's do a test now even though you just went pee 2 hours ago...
10. No surprise that it was a BFN. It's okay, can test again tomorrow morning... right?
11. You wake up bright and early ready to pee in a cup. After peeing you realize that your neck muscles are not very flexible in the morning and it is sort of hard to look / aim into a cup. After you clean up the mess it is time to actually test, YAY. Oh suck... BFN. That's okay, you've got one more.
12. Test again the next morning. Another BFN. It is no surprise since you just O'd 2 days ago. Who cares... It just costs a dollar to test... right?
Moral of the story. Just POAF
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