LOL dee are you trying to pass on your poas - aholicness ( don't think thats even a word lol but oh well). Uggh i wouldn't want to wait 9 days either. I usually don't even tell my dh when i buy them or test cuz i usually end up getting annoyed with him lol(im usually moody at that time). Also i think af is being very mean to tease you like that. I hope you are free of her for another nine months.