That's hilarious! Love it!
My DH would bolt from the room and I would probably never get to BD again! Anything to do with the "v" word as he says, or vagina, is off limits to discuss in detail. Now when I had my c-section, he was all about watching that and didn't get grossed out, but if it has to do with the same place he sticks his, um, you know what, then he doesn't want to know... Men!!!