Okay I always think crazy TTC thoughts. I know I can't be the only one

So add yours!
Keep them coming girls...
1. What if all the sperm go to the left tube and it's the right that had the egg??
2. Would my chances be better with FMS (first morning sperm) versus night spermies?
3. What IF im not keeping my hips elavated long enough!?!?! (i hate doing that)
4. What if I DTD the day after I think I O'd?? Will the spermie still catch the eggie???
5. What if we DTD too much and there's not enough sperm!!?? AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
6. I need a pee so bad, but what if i get up and the one precious spermie falls out???