I don't think you'll ever think of the term "Puppy Love" the same after that.
lol I've had weird ones too but those take the cake.
My problem has been sleep hallucinations. I wake up and see things crawling on the ceiling or the other day a snake on the shelf next to me...or even a person standing over me. Scares the daylights out of me. Luckily,
Dh can normally just switch on a light and I snap out of it.