[survey77777]

This is my contribution to the make us laugh thread...courtesy of Scary Mommy
25 Best Mom Confessions of 2011 | The Stir

[Linzie]

3. One of my favorite moments of the day is taking off my bra when I get home.

16. I am drafting a document so pointless and boring (that I know no one is every going to read) that I am tempted to insert dirty words at random just to see if anyone notices. Too bad that would get me fired. Penis

^^My faves!! Some of those i kinda raised my eyebrow at, but most made me laugh. Thanks for sharing!

[manderee _3]

www.****youautocorrect.com is still my fave

I'm not nearly as uneducated as it makes me sound.

[MOI's Mommy]

Funny. Yep, been there done that with a whole bunch of them.

[momoftwins]

Hilarious!!!

[aussie_mama22]

LOVE it!!

[survey77777]

I seriously heart this post. It also seems to appeal to many teachers.

Hyperbole and a Half: The Alot is Better Than You at Everything

[lunarmagic]

Bwahahahah love the Alot. Reminds me of the Oatmeal's:
10 Words You Need to Stop Misspelling - The Oatmeal

Although my favorite of the Oatmeals - which you may not understand if you don't do design work and/or work for clients, is the one on web design. That has been me too many times. It's also why I quit.
How a Web Design Goes Straight to Hell - The Oatmeal

[sodagirl]

"If I come across a person who seems to completely ignore the existence of apostrophes and capital letters and types things like "im an eagle and im typing with my talons, so dont make fun of me cuz this is hard," I like to imagine that they actually are an eagle typing with their talons. It would be a hassle if you had to hop in the air and use your feet to karate-chop two keys simultaneously every time you wanted to use the shift key to make a capital letter. Also, eagles lack manual dexterity, so I can understand why they'd want to leave out apostrophes. Eagles are all about efficiency. " Bahahahha!!!

And I don't know how to design (websites) based on someone else's feelings.' OMG exactly!!!!!!! Edgy pop - My favorite 'word' is organic. Like carbon based? I'm pretty sure it's carbon based. . . Oh you mean you want it to feel like it just happened magically and I didn't spent hours working on this sh** for you?

[Alpha_allie1010]

Hahaha

10. I have been forced to conclude that the reason kids have so much energy is because they siphon it out of their parents like midget gasoline thieves

Awesome!!!

I have totally done this-22. I misdialed a 800# at work and accidentally called a sex hotline. On speakerphone. In a conference room full of people. Awesome.