What's the worst date you have ever been on?

Juliebird18 · #1 April 22nd, 2011, 10:17 AM

I once went out with this guy I met at the library. I thought, he has to be great, we met at a library. Boy was I wrong.

He claimed his parents were African dignitaries living in London. Actually, his dad had been assassinated but his mom was still in the business.

We had planned dinner and a movie. He picked me up but he had already eaten. I was starving, since I waited for him. So we went to a restaurant where he ordered a drink and watched me eat. But don't worry, he said, I will pay for my own drink.

Then we went to the movie. It didn't start for a while so we waited in the lobby. Let me rephrase that, I waited in the lobby while he talked to his cousin on the phone for 30 minutes. Then he asked me to talk to his cousin on the phone. Um...okay.

Finally it was time to see the movie. It was a James Bond film and I really wanted to see it. He kept trying to make out with me. Like seriously make out (and we weren't teenagers). The worst part was, he had been eating popcorn and had little pieces still in his mouth.

IT WAS THE WORST DATE EVER!

M-n-MsMama0510 · #2 April 22nd, 2011, 10:31 AM

poor thing, that seems like the worst I've ever heard!! lol The last park made me gag.

I dont think I really have any.

Lisigirl13 · #3 April 22nd, 2011, 12:46 PM

omg my fiance always makes fun of this guy. This is going to be a little long.
His name was diego. It was sophomore year in high school and I was in gym class when I met this guy who just looked super cute....from far.....he starred at me the entire class.After class I walked up to him and said a joke about the halls being crowded or something...and he looked at me and responded with a really weird spanish accent...1st turn off.... a few days later he found me in the cafeteria and approached me. He was a guitarist and was always competing with my fiance who was just my best friend at the time. So when he saw me with ozzy he walked by and asked ozzy "yu no lisa" (you know lisa) and w.e ozzy was like yeah unfortunatly lol. after the bell rung I had to go to gym and diego walked me and I was in a hurry so I did not listen when he said "will you be my girlfriend" I just said "yeah yeah" and left. When I Walked out of the locker rooms. Diego had told everyone I was his gf!! and he was standing next to ozzy asking for advice on how to treat me!

OUR DATE

He took me to the movies ....YAY ......but then when I look he was taking me to see a movie about elephants!!!??? When I sat down in the theater I Don't think I have ever concentrated so much on a movie I was literally frozen starring at the screen because he kept trying to make a move. Then halfway through the movie....HE PROPOSES and asks me to move to Bolivia with him. Dye my hair blonde and attend the gym his mom goes too!

The day after I told him "It's not you It's me" Yes the oldest line in the book and he believed it and he ended up looking for ozzy at school to ask him what I meant and what he could do to help me. He would also call and put the backstreet boys on the phone and tell me that he felt like that for me.....

for 2 years I hid from diego lol and I feel so bad for him now because he was a nice guy ...just weird..

forest · #4 April 22nd, 2011, 01:09 PM

My worst date was Valentine's Day. My boyfriend took me out to dinner. We went to a place that my parents had gone to for years. Dinner was good but when my BF went to pay his card was declined. I didn't have a bank card at the time and neither of us had cash. I ended up sitting at the restaurant for over an hour while he ran around trying to find a friend to give him money. This was before cell phones so I had no idea when he would get back and I just sat in the restaurant lobby totally mortified. He finally got back and paid. We headed back to his place and went for a walk where he broke up with me!!

mommydiva · #5 April 22nd, 2011, 01:15 PM

My first date with DH..LOL

He took me out to eat and that part wasn't bad. Then we went to his brother's house and he sat and played Nintendo 64 or PS2 the whole night. I sat with his SIL and sister we played a few games, talked then it was time to go home. Yeah great date. Sadly I can't say any of our other dates have been something to write home about either..lol
They mainly consisted of movies or hanging out at his brothers.

rainbow_brite19 · #6 April 22nd, 2011, 01:30 PM

Oh jeez I feel so bad for you ladies with your terrible dates, but I have to admit I giggled at times. (Like, playing Backstreet Boys on the phone for you, Lisa?

)

I really can't recall my "worst" at the moment. I went on a weird date with some kid I met on Match.com once, but he was nice enough, just awkward.

My dates with my ex-husband were few and far in between, but when they did occur they were nothing special. He was a serious jerk, he refused to hold my hand or be sweet to me and we always had to go where he wanted to go, etc.

Irish_Wristwatch · #7 April 22nd, 2011, 03:04 PM

I dont really have a terrible one, I guess im lucky. But I cant say ive had any really amazing dates either

krislati · #8 April 26th, 2011, 07:11 AM

I m like you Bree. I don't have any great ones or terrible ones. I can barely remember some of them.

krsnow · #9 April 27th, 2011, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisigirl13

omg my fiance always makes fun of this guy. This is going to be a little long.
His name was diego. It was sophomore year in high school and I was in gym class when I met this guy who just looked super cute....from far.....he starred at me the entire class.After class I walked up to him and said a joke about the halls being crowded or something...and he looked at me and responded with a really weird spanish accent...1st turn off.... a few days later he found me in the cafeteria and approached me. He was a guitarist and was always competing with my fiance who was just my best friend at the time. So when he saw me with ozzy he walked by and asked ozzy "yu no lisa" (you know lisa) and w.e ozzy was like yeah unfortunatly lol. after the bell rung I had to go to gym and diego walked me and I was in a hurry so I did not listen when he said "will you be my girlfriend" I just said "yeah yeah" and left. When I Walked out of the locker rooms. Diego had told everyone I was his gf!! and he was standing next to ozzy asking for advice on how to treat me!

OUR DATE

He took me to the movies ....YAY ......but then when I look he was taking me to see a movie about elephants!!!??? When I sat down in the theater I Don't think I have ever concentrated so much on a movie I was literally frozen starring at the screen because he kept trying to make a move. Then halfway through the movie....HE PROPOSES and asks me to move to Bolivia with him. Dye my hair blonde and attend the gym his mom goes too!

The day after I told him "It's not you It's me" Yes the oldest line in the book and he believed it and he ended up looking for ozzy at school to ask him what I meant and what he could do to help me. He would also call and put the backstreet boys on the phone and tell me that he felt like that for me.....

for 2 years I hid from diego lol and I feel so bad for him now because he was a nice guy ...just weird..

That is hilarious! You should definitely win the award for worst date story. It doesn't surprise me, I have met my share of weirdo's. Some men are just crazy.