[mommytokem]

What funny things have your kids said lately?

Ds 1 is 6 and last night dh took the older three kids shopping and when they went to check out ds told the cashier, "Mommy's not dead she's at home playing the Wii."

DD 1, she's 5, on their way home said "Daddy if you get up before Mommy...wait that will never happen, but if you did we could go in and wake her up and tell her Happy Mother's Day."

[shockandawe]

That is too cute! lol..."if you ever wake up before mommy" hahahahaha...

Maggie is still saying little bits here and there. But everything at the moment is "up. up. up." No matter whether she's up or down. I just tell her she's as
"up" as she's gonna get.

[Daffodil]

Hahaha!! I love what your son said!

My daughter says a lot of things that sound like swearing...the s-word, the b-word, the f-word...LOL. And the other day it sounded like she was saying "fat, fat, dada!" Of course she is just babbling...I think. And she'll "ask" a lot of things, so freakin cute.

The only "real" word that I know of, other than mama and dada, is book, which she pronounces "cook" even though she can say her b's really well...but she's repeating us sometimes. She repeated "car" yesterday ("ca-a") and I texted my hubby because I was so excited because I knew for sure she was repeating after me.

So not that funny quite yet, but that's all I have. I'm so bummed though every time I turn on the camera, she'll clam up. All other times, she never shuts up!

DD is 3 and is always making me laugh ... here are two of the latest I posted one of them on FB.

Last night she was talking on her play phone as DH was trying to get her to lay down in bed to say prayers. Finally DH yells to me, "Why is it that I feel like our daughter is having a conversation about me to an imaginary person?" Right after he said that DD says in her play phone, "Do you hear that, he thinks we're talking about him. HAHAHA"

the other day...

Me, "Grace there are a few things you're having trouble understanding today. 1) Don't put money in your mouth. 2) Stay in this house. 3) Do not pick up your brother.
Grace, "and 4?"
Me, "OK, what's 4?"
Grace, "Go watch TV and eat chips"