So I'm online at Victoria's Secret trying to find new bras since my B-cups don't fit without a bunch of socks stuffed into them
Anyone want to start a new business with me...a lingerie company that uses real people to model their bras? I'm sick of looking at these perky C and D cups, especially when I choose "36A" as my size. I want to see flat girls with origami boobs like mine! My self-esteem already sucks, so why do I want to spend an hour looking at these models with insanely perfect boobs? Ugh.
ETA: Why do they offer "push up" bras in my size...THERE IS NOTHING TO PUSH UP!!!