OMG that is so funny! She's described my nights, except for the nursing baby in bed. And I have a 12 year old, 8 year old and 3 1/2 year old waking me up with random crap and then the cat at 6am constantly meowing and scratching for food. And all this time DH falls asleep withing seconds of lying down and stays asleep through it all. LMAO! And I can totally relate to a small child in bed moving around like crazy and being kicked in the head on those occasions when I do let them come into bed with me. They always end up on my side taking up my space and covers.
Thanks for sharing!!