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August 23rd, 2011, 08:14 AM
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[Game TIME!!!

We havent played a game in a long time, and well, this isnt exactly a game but in a way it is
If you need ideas or want to know how this is played you can visit THIS ROOM who done this recently.



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NO OFFENSE, darling husband-but if you dont have any white socks it's not because I havent washed them it's because you seem to always take them off at night and they get shoved under the bed and I refuse to LOOK for your socks to wash them. Put them in the laundry room, in the whites basket and I promise you will have tons of clean white socks when you need them.

NO OFFENSE, cashier lady: but when I go to check out, and pay you for my items, and see you may be having a bad day because you look like you could shoot someone. I said to you "Have a great day" hope to cheer you up and all you said in reply was "yep". Im sorry but "yep" is not acceptable. You could have said "thank you" or "you too".]
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August 23rd, 2011, 02:16 PM
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No offense dude driving next to me, I'm sure you won't mind when I punch you in your face to knock some common sense into you for texting and driving!! Is that convo really worth risking yours and everyone's life around you?!?!
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August 23rd, 2011, 02:52 PM
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No offense, but when I come in to the urgent care, dripping blood and in a lot of pain, it's more important than your sore throat..
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August 23rd, 2011, 07:34 PM
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No offense stupid mother in law but if you post another crazy a s s thing on my fb wall I sware I'm going to bust a cap in your ***! Lmao
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August 23rd, 2011, 08:04 PM
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No offense to the cleaning crew for the building I work in, but if you vacuum right up to my desk - WHILE I'M ON THE PHONE - one more time... I'll go to great lengths to make sure that's the last time you ever vacuum in that building again.
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August 23rd, 2011, 08:19 PM
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no offense stupid mother in law but if you post another crazy a s s thing on my fb wall i sware i'm going to bust a cap in your ***! Lmao
lmaoooo
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August 23rd, 2011, 08:28 PM
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No offense FIL but when you call at 1 pm on Sunday and ask to see the girls, it was a first in 4 years, so we just knew something was up. So once you got here (of course MIL didnt come, thank goodness!) you didnt pay attention to the girls at all but instead asked my husband to help you do several different things on his days off this week. Being a nice man he agreed but that is bs!!!
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August 24th, 2011, 05:54 AM
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No offense MIL, but stop emailing us about the world ending...I know you are super religious and assume we're gonna die any day, but we really don't give a d**m about your delusions.
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August 24th, 2011, 09:29 AM
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August 25th, 2011, 10:43 PM
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No offense dude who couldn't get the easiest vein I have while drawing my blood...I would love for my phlebotomy certificate to be used and for me to have your job because honestly I could have gotten that vein with my eyes closed! If you couldn't get that I sure feel sorry for your patients who have difficult veins!!
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August 26th, 2011, 05:00 PM
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NO OFFENSE mother, but marrying someone you just met 2 months ago offline, has 3 ex-wives (2 of whom are dead), is NOT a good idea. You should listen to your daughter! NO OFFENSE!
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August 26th, 2011, 08:09 PM
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No offense my loving husband but for the 100th time, we DO NOT have a garbage disposal so STOP putting chunks of food in the sink that I have to pick out!

No offense mom but stop calling me, texting me, and facebooking me about the fricken hurricane. Yes I have water, yes I have batteries, yes I know to stay inside and NO I'm not a moran,

No offense stupid animal shelter but why are you asking $400 for a SHELTER dog? And why do I need 3 references and 2 home visits, proof we own our home, my cats current vet records, and my DH's last pay stub, to adopt a dog that's been in your shelter for 5 months...and you wonder why you are at capacity.

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No offense my wonderful 3 1/2 year old but, "Leave your brother alone" is not a complex sentence so why do I have to say is a million times a day?"

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August 28th, 2011, 10:20 AM
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NO OFFENSE woman at the library but when I say those books aren't for my son they are for his Dad, and then you happily put ALL our books through on his childs ticket, and then tell me I can't put adult books on a child ticket unless they are for them... I probably made it clear they weren't for him when I said they aren't for him they are for his Dad.... and then walk off without saying anything as my 4 year old drops the 12 books he has got out because I have a 13 month old plus my books to carry so your colleague has to offer us a bag to carry our books in... NO OFFENSE but you suck at your job
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