[inyourhonor]

Let it all out whenever you need to!




Dear husband,

Thank you for doing the dishes when you got home from work. I do very much appreciate it. However, please don't ever leave the living room window's open again! I woke up and came downstairs to a very freezing house. We don't have carpet, I wasn't wearing socks. My feet probably would have fell off.

Love,

Me.



Dear Laundry,

I hate you. Wash and hang/fold yourself.

Not so much love,

Me.

Dear Money,

Start growing on trees! I would really appreciate it.

Someone who would love that,

Me.

[mrsjl]

Dear BIL,

you are 23 years old. grow the **** up.

thanks,

your SIL




Dear MIL and FIL,

your son is 23. stop treating him like a baby.

Seriously.




Dear Nathan,

please sleep through the night, and in your crib in your room.

Love, Mom

PS- stop growing so fast.



Dear Rebecca,

quit the whining already. and don't leave your milk on the edge of the table where it will surely end up on the floor.

Love, Mom

PS- don't have sex before you're married




Dear Husband,

thanks for all of your help this week, and for taking care of things so I could go out with my friends. and for doing it without a complaint. I love you.

Love, your wife




Dear Money,

I need you. more than you know!

Signed, Poor





Dear Body,

stop being fat and lazy.

Signed, What the hell happened?





Dear Aunt,

you are awesome and I love spending time with you, you are like the best friend I actually see in person. but your child is 16. you can't get a job with her so she won't be scared. everyone gets their first job at 16, and everyone is nervous, but we all survive. she will too. you can't hold her hand through this. also, it is weird that you hang out with her and her friends. every time they hang out. including her boyfriend.

but, I really do love you.

[krislati]

Dear husband,

Please do not set the alarm for 5:20 and keep hitting snooze when you don't intend to get up until 6:30am.

Dear my sweet daughter,

The back talk and eye rolling is getting out of control.

Dear Tommy,

You are now over 1, please sleep through the night!

[Rochelle7]

Dear friend,

Please stop complaining about your cooshie job all day every day when ppl out there have no job and would love to get paid that much for doing nothing. Also, quit acting like a selfish turd 90% of the time. And it's been over a yr since we moved to the home we'd be wanting so bad and you have never come to see it and it hurts my feelings bad. Please don't be surprised that I can't feel very close to you when you behave like this towards me.

Your "always will be there, but might not always enjoy it, friend"




Dear other friend,

Well once again you went back to that sleezebag. I will always be there for you lil sis but you exhaust me, seriously you are a full time job.

Your "wishes you would get away from that loser" "always taking care of you, friend"



Dear Grampa,

I love you sooo much but please keep your comments to yourself about the amount of children DH and I decide to have. If we want to have 50, that should be ok with you, you do not pay our bills. But I love you.

Love Grandbaby



Dear DAD,

STFU, quit your dang complaining and go outside and breathe some fresh air. I hate that you have decided to be miserable no matter what. I love you, I want you to be happy.



Dear Heidi,

GET OFF THE TABLE!!!!!!! You're insane. Also, please don't use my boobs as a climbing device. Tell me you want to sit in my lap and I will lift you. Other than that you just need to sleep in some bed other than mine all.through.the.night. I'm so tired.. ugh...

Love, Momma

p.s. I adore you.




Dear Thing 1 and thing 2,

Please quit fighting over the stupidest things. It grates my nerves

Love Momma

p.s. I adore you too.



Dear Insurance company,



p.s. I hate you.

[rainbow_brite19]

Dear Department of Social Services,

Surely you did not mean to send me a letter falsely accusing me of not showing up to my interview last Friday to determine our eligibility for government assistance, as there was NO SCHEDULED INTERVIEW. So when the letter states that our application will be denied as of tomorrow, this must be a mistake as I received it after 4pm today, and your office is of course closed. We applied for assistance months ago, and we simply cannot wait any longer, or re-apply. You made the mistake, now fix it. I might be broke, but I am not a dead-beat lazy person that you can treat like crap. Don't you dare deny our application over your error.

- Working mother who makes barely over minimum wage for teaching children and who needs HELP

[~*~AIMEE~*~]

Oh my Goodness! You ladies are the funniest! I think you should all become writers, I enjoyed reading it so much.

Now mine........

Dear Caden,
Please eat something that isn't junk so you might not bring home every single bug from school and give it to everyone in the family including your aunt, nana, and pawpaw. And I know that you don't feel good, but do you really have to follow me around everywhere I go telling me that you don't and whining about it? I promise to take you to the Dr. tomorrow, but if you wouldn't run around like you are fine during office hours, then as soon as they close start telling me you feel bad, you would have gone today.

Love you,
Mommy

Dear Zander,
Please learn to take no for an answer. You have spilled three beverages in my room today out of pure carelessness, you are banned from eating and drinking in my room forever, don't beg me. I am sorry I overreacted but sheeesh, enough is enough.

Love,
Mommy

Dear Hadley,
Baby girl, I am so sorry you feel so crummy. Can you please not throw up in my bed tonight? At least not all night long? I am out of sheets, and towels, and pjs....I just can't wash them fast enough, especially when you are either clinging to me for dear life or crying non-stop. I have one clean pair in the dryer if you would please let me put you down long enough to make the bed. And I would really, really like a good nights sleep if you brother doesn't wake up telling me he feels bad, or crying in his sleep.

Dear husband,
I am so glad you got to witness what I have been going through alone, please remember THAT when you act like you work so hard (I know you do) and that I just sit at home. I am sorry that you hardly ever get to come home, but you aren't the only one who has it rough.

Dear house,
Please clean yourself before Hoarders comes to record here. Please!

Dear Brain,
Please start working again,you have been on strike too long. I know I make you hazy with worry, but can you please lift the fog and let me concentrate again? Maybe finish a sentence that makes sense? I feel like an idiot these days. It would be very much appreciated.

Dear Mom,
Please don't whine and complain like my kids do. Please don't make something negative out of everything that is said or done. Please learn to like more than two reastaurants, and please don't complain about said two restaurants when you won't let me go anywere else.

O.K, i'm done...boy that felt good!